Mailing Preference Service

A certain media company, who shall remain nameless (but they have not currently had sexual relations), keep sending me details of their services in the mail.

As a member of the Mailing Preference Service I decided to check on the web-site to see if I could report the actions of this company. I went straight to the ‘How to complain’ page and read it’s contents. The last line states:

The MPS cannot prevent delivery of unaddressed mail or mail addressed to ‘The Occupier’.

What is the point of that? If every bulk mailing company in the land knows that all they have to do is address all the junk to ‘The Occupier’ they’re in the clear. There’s no point keeping the victims name on their database taking up valuable space.

I’m still trying to think of a dastardly and despicable act of revenge.