This morning I was watching BBC News 24 and heard the shocking news that Victoria Beckham is not as well read as we have been led to believe.
The admission has been leaked from the forthcoming September issue of high-society magazine Chic.
I haven’t read a book in my life, I haven’t got enough time. I prefer to listen to music, although I do love fashion magazines.
The startling admission means Posh, who turned 31 earlier this year, has yet to experience the joys of her husband’s autobiography, David Beckham - My Side.
Of course I only mention this so that I can tell you the joke that was popular in the eighties. Then it’s subject was the fortieth President of the United States, Ronald Reagan.
This news just in - there has been a devastating fire in the library at ‘Beckingham Palace’. Reporters on the scene have said that both of Victoria’s books have been destroyed and unfortunately she hasn’t finished colouring one of them in!